Friday, April 9, 2010

Santa Banta Joke - Sucide

Santa is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Banta stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).

Santa replies "Saali train late aayi to, kahin bhookh se na mar jaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)