Santa walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1,000 Rupees.
"No, not worth it !"
"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"
"No, not worth it !"
"OK, 200?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 100?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh no ! the pills are worth it, it's my wife who is not worth it."
