Santa and Banta went to bank ATM center for withdrawing cash.
Santa was drawing money from ATM,
Banta was behind him . He said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks(****)."
Santa replied "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its 1258"
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Santa Jokes - Wife
Santa seated in car with his beautiful wife.
Driver set the mirror of car to look behind.
Santa got angry and told driver you are looking at my wife , sit behind , I will drive the car.
Above Santa joke in Hindi
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
pichhe baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Driver set the mirror of car to look behind.
Santa got angry and told driver you are looking at my wife , sit behind , I will drive the car.
Above Santa joke in Hindi
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
pichhe baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Santa banta jokes-Cool music
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Santa Banta Jokes - Kiss
Santa Banta staying in nearby quarters met on one day morning.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday morning before going to my office. How about you?
Banta: I kiss after you go to your office
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday morning before going to my office. How about you?
Banta: I kiss after you go to your office
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi - Kutub Minar
Santa : Jab mai chhota tha tab kutub minar se gir gaya tha !
Banta : Bap re ! Fir tu jinda raha tha , ya mar gaya tha !
Santa : Yad nahi , mai bahot chhota tha na !
Banta : Bap re ! Fir tu jinda raha tha , ya mar gaya tha !
Santa : Yad nahi , mai bahot chhota tha na !
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Short Santa Jokes - Sex
Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
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Hindi Santa Banta Jokes - Yad
Santa bar me beth ke ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Or ki karan?
Santa : Main jis ladki ka nam bhulana chahata hun , uas ka nam yad hi nahin aa raha.
Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Or ki karan?
Santa : Main jis ladki ka nam bhulana chahata hun , uas ka nam yad hi nahin aa raha.
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Short Santa banta jokes - Mistake
Santa was writing the passive voice of
' I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
' I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
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Santabanta jokes -Train
Banta slept on the railway track .
Some one told " If train comes you will get crushed "
Banta replied " When whole plane went from above nothing happened then what will
happen with a train ? "
Some one told " If train comes you will get crushed "
Banta replied " When whole plane went from above nothing happened then what will
happen with a train ? "
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Santa banta jokes-Same service
Santa : "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, Jasmeet would
bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking."
Banta : "Why complain?, You're still getting the same service!"
bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking."
Banta : "Why complain?, You're still getting the same service!"
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Friday, January 1, 2010
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