Buttermilk

A customer was having buttermilk at Santa's shop. The customer commented, "Look, there is a fly in my buttermilk."

Santa commented, "Have a heart, sir. How much of your buttermilk will this little fly take away?"

Foreignor

Santa Singh asked his wife Preeto, "Do I appear as a foreigner?"

Preeto replied, "By no means! Why?"

Santa Singh said, "When I went to Bangkok, a storekeeper told me that I looked like a foreignor."

Ship travel

Santa : A hundred sardars from my village were travelling in a ship and they all died.

Banta : Oh my God! How did that happen?

Santa: Well the ship halted due to some technical fault and they all got down to push it.

Banta ki jalebi

Santa to Banta halwaai: Kitne saal se jalebi bana raha hai bhai?

Banta halwai: 14 saal se. Kyon?

Santa: Itne saal ho gaye tujhe, aur ab tak jalebi seedhi banani nahi seekha???

Take off

Santa was travelling by air for the first time. The moment the front tyres of the plane left the ground for take off, Santa Singh went to the pilot's cabin and started beating him up. 

The pilot asked, "Why the hell are you hitting me?'

Santa replied, "You idiot, I am already scared out of my wits, and you are trying to play stunts!"