Short Santa jokes-Dial

If Santa wants to dial 94494 94494, how will he dial?
He will first dial ..... 94494
and then he will "REDIAL"94494.

Santa Banta joke-Change

Santa, a student, attached Rs.100 currency note to his exam paper and wrote:"Re.1 for 1 mark."

Evaluator was Banta. He sent 81 rupees back and wrote,"You got 19 marks, keep the change."

Santa Banta sms jokes-Password

Santa : I changed all my passwords to incorrect

Banta : Why??

Santa : So my computer tells me when I forget.

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Mor

Kaamwali ko Santa chhed raha tha.
Kaamwali: Badtamizi karoge to Mor bana dungi"
Santa: Murga suna tha, par Mor kaise banaogi?
Kaamwali: G**nd mein jhadu dalke!

Short Santa jokes-Proposal

Santa proposed a sexy girl.

Girl:-Tumne mere me kya dekh liya Jo muje propse kar rahe ho?

Santa:- Sab kuch dekhne ke liye hi to propose kar raha hoon..

Santa Banta joke-Could not sleep

Santa complained to Banta, “I could not sleep whole night in the train on upper berth.”

Banta said, “Well, you should have exchanged with the person on the lower berth.”

Santa “Yes, but with whom do I exchange, there was no one to talk to in lower berth.”

Santa Banta joke-Grammar class

Grammar Teacher:"Santa does not like girls....What is Santa in this sentence?"

Banta: Gay

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Saboot

Judge : Kya saboot hai ke tum Car speed main nahi chala rahe thay?

Santa : Sir main apni biwi ko lene Sasuraal ja raha tha.

Judge : That's all, Case Dismissed!

Short Santa jokes-Khudkhushi

Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha...

"Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai.........
Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"

Short Santa jokes-Notice board

Santa saw a wooden notice board in the middle of the big pond and had forgotten his eye glasses at home. He could not read, so he swam all the way to the board and read,

“Lake infiltrated with killing Crocodiles, do not swim.”

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Self insult

What is self insult?

Angry boss Santa: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Employee Banta (sar khuja ke): No Sir!!
Boss Santa: Niche kya dej=kh rahe ho. Look at me.

Short Santa jokes-New email id

Santa creates new e-mail id

gmail@sardarji.com

hacker dies
virus cries
google shocked!
computer blocks
Santa rocks!

Santa Banta joke-Bank robbery

Santa went to rob a bank and noticed he forgot to bring the Gun from home.
However, he did rob the bank.

He went to the Bank Manager Banta who told him to go ahead and rob the bank. "I trust you, bring and show me your gun tomorrow.”

Santa Banta joke-Ghar me raha karo

Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Gandhiji ka mobile

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.

Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai?

Santa : Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Bardasht

Santa: Yaar main do mushkilon me phanss gaya hoon.

Banta: Wo konsi?

Santa: Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti.

Santa Banta joke-Pappita

SANTA : Oye tussi PAPPITA bechanay wali nu KISS kyun kiya??

BANTA : Yaar, vo hi baar baar shor paa rahi thi PAPPI TA LE LO, PAPPI TA LE LO

Santa Banta jokes-Madness

Santa is licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand....

Banta : Why this madness?

Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation !!

Short Santa jokes-Akbar was gay

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?

Santa: Akbar was Gay!

Teacher(Shocked): Why?

Santa: We have heard.

LAILA-MAJNU,

HEER-RANJHA,

ADAM-EVE,

SONI-MAHIVAL

& Only

AKBAR-BIRBAL..???

Short Santa jokes-Komal

Santa looking at d name plate of Air Hostess stuck above her left breast. KOMAL

With lots of confusion, he asked....Doosra (Right) Wala SAKHT hai kya?