Santa banta joke - Interview

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….

Interviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Short Santa jokes-Idiot

Santa calls White House and says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?...

Santa Banta joke - Father

Nurse : "Congratulation! You have become father!"

Santa : "Don't tell my wife, I will give her surprise."

Santa banta joke - Brave Santa

Santa was passing by a road and he sees a crowd on road side and people shouting "Bachao , bachao ( save, save)"
Santa reaches there, people were surrounding a well and shouting to save somebody inside the well.
Santa immediately jumps inside the well and brings a boy out with him.
Every body was happy and started congratulating Santa singh " Shabash, well done"
Santa replied " Vo sab to theek hai, pahle ye batao ki mere ko dhakka kisne mara? ( That is ok, first tell me who pushed me?)

Santa banta SMS in Hindi - Essay

Teacher : Kal main ne tuje Kutte pe essay likhne ko kaha tha, tu likhake kyun nahi laya?

Santa ka beta : Ki karada Sir, Jaise hi main ne Kutte pe pen rakha, vo bhag gaya!

Santa and banta jokes - Mosquitoes

Santa and Banta moved to their new house where there were lot of mosquitoes.
At night to solve mosquitoes problem Santa tied mosquito net above the bed.
Then he went below the bed to sleep.
Looking at him confused Banta asked " Why are you sleeping below the bed?"
Santa: " I am fooling the mosquitoes"
Banta replied : "Good idea, I will join you"

Santa banta joke in hindi - Dusri Shadi

Santa: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum dusri shadi karogi?

Prito : nahi. Main apni behan ki sath rahungi. Aap?

Santa: main bhi tumhari behan ke sath rahunga

Santa banta joke in Hindi - Ladaki

Santa singh shadi ke liye ek ladaki dekhne gaye.

Ladaki ki ma ne bola " Ladki abhi padhai kar rahi hai"

Santa : "Koi bat nahi, main do ghante ke bad aata hoon"

Short Santa joke - Problem

Santa to girlfriend : My darling, I can't marry you bcoz, my family won't allow me to do this.

Girlfriend: who is there in your family?

Santa : my wife and 3 children...

Santa banta sms joke - Honeymoon

Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Santa banta joke - Chicken or egg

Santa asked Banta : What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Banta: How easy question !
Santa : then answer
Banta : whichever' s order you give first!