Santa Banta sms jokes-Train coming

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard the announcement-the train is coming on platform?

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Hit a girl

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Short Santa jokes-Stop her!

A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid."

Santa stood up and said - "We must find & stop her!".

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Main bol raha hoon

Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".

Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Idhar bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Santa joke in Hindi-Frog

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Short Santa jokes-Salary expected

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardar jokes-Blood test

A Sardar went for a Blood test.

To draw his blood, the Nurse rubbed, pressed and played with his finger.

The Sardar started laughing.

Nurse: Why are you laughing?

Sardar: My next test is for Urine.

Santa Banta jokes-Kiss wife

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Short Santa jokes--Hundred bucks

Santa’s son asks for 100 bucks.
Santa says “ 50 bucks? What do you need 20 bucks for?”

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Marte waqt

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Short Santa jokes-Modern Art

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa Banta jokes-Ford

Santa: What's Ford?
Banta: Gaadi.
Santa : What's Oxford?
Banta: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Chicken or egg?

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa banta jokes in Hindi-Gadha

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Short Santa jokes-Restricted

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.

Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer Santa: That is not restricted.

Santa Banta jokes-Sinking Titanic

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!

Short Santa jokes-Gay

Santa tells his dad, “Pappaji there is this kid in school who calls me gay”
Santa’s Dad:” Oye beta then punch him!!!”
Santa: “ No papa he is sooooooo cute!!!”

Santa Banta jokes-Feel like working

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Santa jokes in Hindi-Biwi se pareshaan

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."

Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"

Short Santa jokes-Huge losses

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

SantaBanta jokes-Lion's cage

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santabanta SMS - Cockroach

God : "What u would like to be in next birth, Santa ?"

Santa : " COCKROACH !"

God (surprised) : "Why ?"

Sad Santa : "Because my wife frightens only of cockroach ! "

Banta jokes-Plumber

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Short Santa jokes-Chinese friend

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes to China to find meaning of friend's last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"

Santa Banta jokes-Deaf

Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her slippers are new

Short Santa jokes-Grammar lessons

Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!”

Santa Banta sms jokes-Tired

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Short Santa jokes-Flies in the air

Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?

Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)

Santa: AIRHOSTESS!!!!

Santa sms joke-Caught for Speeding

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Short Santa jokes-Formatted

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted”

Sardar jokes-Mobile bill

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT bill, my MOBILE bill.

Santa Banta jokes-Climbing tree

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.

Banta asks why he does this.

Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."