Santa went to a restaurant for his usual round of tea. A girl came in and sat at his table. While having tea, they got acquainted. Both seemed to like each other and went for a long drive with intention to get intimate. Santa drove the car out of the city limit and stopped at a secluded place.
When Santa tried to do the obvious, the girl said: “Sorry boss, I didn’t mention that I am a call girl. It will be two thousand rupees for the services.”
Santa paid her and did what he intended to do. They rested for a while and then the girl said: “Well, it's over and it was nice, time to go back.”
Santa said coolly: “Well, I didn’t tell you either. I am a Taxi driver. The fare will be two thousand five hundred.”
When Santa tried to do the obvious, the girl said: “Sorry boss, I didn’t mention that I am a call girl. It will be two thousand rupees for the services.”
Santa paid her and did what he intended to do. They rested for a while and then the girl said: “Well, it's over and it was nice, time to go back.”
Santa said coolly: “Well, I didn’t tell you either. I am a Taxi driver. The fare will be two thousand five hundred.”
