Behoshi ki dawa

Shop pe Ladki ne 34D ki Bra li aur trial room me t-shirt utaar ke dukandar Santa ko andar bulaya.

Santa ne uske breasts dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, aue wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !

Romantic Santa

Santa : Can I touch your breasts?

GF Chandni : Shut up!

Santa : can i touch your heartbeats?

GF Chandni : ooooh!! tum kitne romantic ho!

Rishta wahi soch nayee!

Panga mat lo

Ladki dukandar Santa se: Condoms ka pack dena.

Santa Shopkeeper taunt maarta hai: Kis liye behenji?

Ladki gusse mein kehti hai: Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra chut*ya paida na kare.

Betuka sawaal

Santa: Agar Sunny Leone Mughal-E-Azam mein Madhubala ki jagah hoti, to uska kya naam hota?

Banta: Kya betuka sawaal hai? Tu hi bata kya hota?

Santa: Muh-mein-le-Azam

Short Santa jokes-Dhamki

Santa Police station ja kar kahta hai: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi hai!
 
Inspector: Kaun dhamka raha hai?

Santa:- MTNL waale, kehte hain ki bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

Mount Everest

Santa ne Mt. Everest pe ek baba ko guttka ragadte hue dekha.

Santa- Baba ye kya hai?.

Baba - Masala.

Santa - Achha, to Everest masala aap hi banate ho?

Train timings

Santa:- Express kitne baje hai?
T.T:- 3 baje.
Santa:- Local?
T.T:- 7 baje.
Santa:- Aur maal gadi?
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tujhe jaana kahan hai?
Santa:- Patri pe potty karne.

Santa ki beri

Santa ki beti ne kaha, "Papa, kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaega."

Agle din, Santa ki beti bhag jati hai.

Santa ne apni wife se kaha, "Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya, par thi woh jyotish."

Chaand

Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" 

Santa niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

Short Santa jokes-See you

Santa office ke liye nikal hi raha tha, ki uski wife Preeto pyar se boli, "See u in the evening."

Santa ne gusse se jawaab diya, "Dhamki kise de rahi hai, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga."

Ghar pe koi nahi!

Santa ki girlfriend Simran bade romantic mood mein boli, "Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai, aa jao naa."

Santa ne kaha, "Arre pagli, tu mere ghar aaja, yahaan hum saare hain, tera dil lag jayega."

Santa ke ghar chor

Santa ke ghar chor aa gaya. Santa ne dekh liya, to chor bhaga. Santa uske piche bhaga aur bhagte bhagte chor se bhi aage nikal gaya or bola, "Ek to chori upar se humse race."

Gali ka kutta

Santa ne apni car ke niche gali ke kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko bahar kheechte hue bola: "Bahar nikal, bada aaya mechanical engineer banne."

Messaging

Preeto sent a message to Santa : When are you coming home? Send me a message & let me know.

Santa messaged back: Sorry, cannot tell you.Messaging is not free.

Dancing in the examination hall

Santa started dancing in the examination hall.

Banta asked him, "What the hell are you doing?"

Santa replied, "My tuition teacher said that there are marks for every step!"