Santa Banta joke-Love stories in India

Santa : B**bs have lot of importance in making love stories in India.

Banta : How?

Santa : The male lover is called MehBoob &and the female lover is called
MehB( . ) ( . ) Ba.

Short Santa jokes-Three wives

Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”

Wife (skeptical): “So?”

Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”

Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”

Santa ki maut

Santa ke marne ke baad 66 Yamdoot aaye.

Ek yamdoot saawal kar raha tha aur....

65 Yamdoot Santa ko sawaal samjha rahe the!

Short Santa jokes-Sugar level

Santa goes into the kitchen and opens a cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes this but says nothing. Again Santa enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks why he is doing that.

Santa replies, "The Doctor told to check my sugar level regularly."

Sardar jokes

You can be sure you have met a Sardar if he:

* Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* Tries to drown a fish in water.
* Trips over a cordless phone.
* Thinks socialism means partying.
* Studies for a blood test and fails.
* Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Gemini'.
* Sells the car for gas money.
* Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Skeleton

Santa: What is skeleton?

Banta: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it!

Short Santa jokes-Lift

Santa, a handsome Sardar was waiting for bus.

Girl in car asked: Want a LIFT?

Santa: No my home is on GROUND FLOOR.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Bandook

Army training ke waqt ek Officer ne Santa se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"

Santa bola, "Bandook hai, Sir."

Officer bola, "Yeh bandook nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, tumhari Maa hai!"

Fir Officer ne doosre jawaan, Banta se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"

Banta bola, "Yeh Santa ki maa hai aur hamaari Aunty hai!"

Santa ki sagaai

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di.

Banta ne poocha, "Tune aisa kyon kiya?"

Santa bola, "Ladki ka koi boyfriend nahi tha. Jo aaj tak kisi ki naa ho saki, woh meri kya hogi?"

Santa ka intezaar

Principal: School ka time 7 am hai aur tum 8 baje aa rahe ho?

Little Santa: Sir, tussi mera intezar na kiya karo. School shuru kar diya karo.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Gadhi aur Biwi

Santa : Gadhi aur Biwi mein kya antar hai?

Banta : Ek bigad gayi tho bandh ho jaati hai, aur ek bigad gayi toh shuru ho jaati hai.

Santa Banta sms jokes-First to endorse

Santa : Who was the first to endorse L'Oreal Total Repair?

Banta : Was it Aishwarya Rai?

Santa: No. it was Draupadi. 5 Problems, 1 Solution!

Short Santa jokes-Sabziyon wali moti roti

Santa apni girlfriend ke saath restaurant jaata hai.

Waiter : Kya loge ?

Santa : Sabziyon wali moti roti .

Waiter : Kya??

Girlfriend :Arre ye dehaati hai, gaon se aaya hai..pizza maang rha hai.

Short Santa jokes-Gay

Santa's son: Dad, what does 'GAY' means???

Santa : It means 'to be happy' .

Santa's son : Are you GAY?

Santa: No, son. I have a wife.

Santa ka beta

Santa : Teri mummy ne mera dil tod diya. Isliye main sharaab pee raha hoon.

Santa ka beta : Mummy ne meri pocket money bhi rok di...isliye mere liye bhi ek peg banao papa...