Santa Banta sms jokes-Almost

Banta asked Santa how often he had sex with his wife.

Santa replied, "Almost daily…almost Sunday…almost Monday...almost Tuesday…"

Short Santa jokes-English quiz

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of Manchester United.

Guess what he wrote?

Woman chest are divided!

Short Santa jokes-Head and Shoulders

Santa baalon ke saath saath kandhe pe bhi shampoo laga raha tha.

Yeh dekh kar wife boli: Kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-: Yeh koi aam shampo nahi hai, yeh Head & Shoulders hai.

Short Santa jokes-Let's have some fun

Santa's wife says to him, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."

Santa replies, "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

Santa's pregnant wife

Santa's pregnant wife goes to see an astrologer.

The astrologer tells her, "When you deliver the baby, the child's father will die."

Santa's wife says, "Thank God, my Husband is safe. The risk is to the Sperm donor."

Short Santa jokes-Ab bas

A Cow said to Milkman SANTA angrily :

"Ab bas bhi karo.....

Ghar mein biwi nahi hai ka..??"

Santa Banta joke-Real love

Santa: Real love is when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction.

Banta: Do you mean Doggy style?

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Chicken

Santa roti ka ek tukda khud kha raha tha aur ek tukda paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.

Banta: Oye, yeh kya kar raha hai?

Santa: Chicken ke saath roti kha raha hoon.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Common

Santa : Mandir ke baahar chappal rakhne mein aur missed call dene mein kya common hai ?

Banta : Tu hi bata de.

Santa : Dono mein darr lagta hai koi utha na le.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Naughty lessons

Santa : Yaar, Exam hall ek aisi jagah hai jahan tu ladkiyon ko kuch bhi keh de, unko bura nahi lagega.

Banta: Accha...aisa kya keh sakte hain?

Santa: Main kuch examples batata hoon, jaise

# Kuch to dikha de yaar, chal figure hi dikha de

# Haath hata, kuch dikh nai raha hai.

# Thoda sa reh gaya niche ka, bas 10 min aur karne de

# Dede yaar, warna main to mar jaoonga

# Ek baar aur khol de, main fatafat kar lunga iss baar

Santa's break-up gift

Santa wanted a break up, so he bought a gift for his girlfriend.

His girlfriend opens the gift and there's a rocket inside.

Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?

Santa: You wanted the stars, right? Now sit on this rocket and get lost!!

Short Santa jokes-LOL

Santa thought the meaning of "LOL" is Lots of Love.

He sent a text to his girlfriend - You are the only girl in my life..LOL.

Santa ka accident

Doctor says to injured Santa, "Jab car ek aurat chala rahi thi to tumhe sadak se thodi dur chalna chahiye tha."

Santa: Kaisi sadak??? Main to khet main lota leke baitha tha.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Ek kiss

Santa: Ek-Kiss ke baad kya aata hai?

Banta: Mujhe bataate sharam aati hai.

Santa: Sharma mat! Ek-Kiss (21) ke baad Baa-iss (22) aata hai!

Santa insulting Banta

Santa to his friend Banta: I don't think you are a fool but...what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others!