Sardar jokes-Zoo mein

Ek Sher ne Zoo mein ek Sardar ko mar dala.

Bandar ne poocha - Kyon mara?

Tiger: Dimaag kharaab kar diya tha. Kab se keh raha tha, "Itni badi Billi"!!

Short Santa jokes-No water

After eating fish, Santa didn't want to drink water.

Do you know why?

Coz he feared that the fish will start swimming in his stomach.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Birthday gift

Santa: Yaar, meri gf ka birthday aa raha hai....koi gift to suggest kar.

Banta: Kya woh tujhe pasand karti hai?

Santa: Obviously yaar. Kyon pucha?

Banta: Agar woh tujhe pasand karti hai, toh woh kuch bhi pasand karegi!

Santa in Toofaani baarish

Toofani baarish mein raat ko, Santa ek dukaan mein pizza lene ghusa

Shopkeeper: Aap married hain?

Santa: Is toofani barish mein kya meri maa mujhey pizza lene bhejegi?

Santa Pilot

Teacher: Santa, bade hoke kya banoge?

Santa: Pilot

Teacher: Kyon?

Santa: Upar Accident ka khatra kam hota hai.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Left side

Santa: Why does the bride always sits on the left side of the groom in Indian marriages?

Banta: Because the shirt pocket of men are on the left side.

Short Santa jokes-Married again

Santa's wife: : "Your father has married for the second time. Why don’t you do something?”

Santa Singh: “I don’t have to. He has promised that he is in lookout for a good girl for me too.”

Santa Banta joke-Time

Santa to Banta: “What is the time?”

Banta: “I don’t have a watch but I can tell you this much. It is not six yet.”

Santa: “How can you say that? “

Banta: “Well, I am supposed to be at home at six and I am not yet home.”

Short Santa jokes-Bridge

Santa- We Need a Bridge in our village.

Minister- Why, there is no river in you village?

Santa- Oh then, we need a river too!

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Judwa bache

Santa Banta judwa bache they.

Santa has has ke lot pot ho raha tha.

Banta udaas tha.

Unke papa ne poocha: Santa, tum itna kyon had rahe ho?

Santa: Mummy ne itni thand me dono bar isi ko nehla diya.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Missed calls

Santa: Arre Banta, tumne mujhe subah se 200 missed calls diye hain. Kyon?

Banta: Woh isliye ki main tumhe bahaut miss kar raha tha.

Santa Banta joke-Blinking light

Santa drove his car into Banta’s garage to get his signal light fixed. He got the light bulb changed and asked Banta to check the blinking of the light and started the signal.

Banta responded: “ …Now it works, now it doesn’t.....now it works, now it doesn’t..."

Santa Banta sms jokes-Maun vrata

Banta: You know, in the old times, rishis would not utter a word for days together. It was called ‘maun vrata’ (vow of silence).

Santa: “No big deal. It is there even today - we call it marriage.”

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Holi

Santa: Tujhe pata hai "Holi" sher ko kehte hain.

Banta: Kya baat karta hai?

Santa: Kyon, Sholay mein Thakur ne kaha tha - Holi "cub" hai.

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Crow se complex

Banta : Yaar, ye tu subah-subaj books le ke kahaan ja raha hai?

Santa : Yaar main English padhne jaa raha hoon.

Banta : Woh kyon?

Santa : Mujhe Kauve(Crow) se complex ho gaya hai.

Banta : Kauve se??? Kaise?

Santa : Kyonki Cow bhi English bolta hai.

Banta : That's impossible.

Santa : Yaar, simple hai. Crow bolta hai na - cow Cow COW.