Saturday, March 31, 2012

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Badtameez

Grandfather to Santa: Beta ja paani le aa.

Grandson Santa: Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun

2nd Grandson Banta: Rahne do dada ji, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ..... aap khud he ja kay le aao.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Super social networking

Santa: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?

Banta: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Santa Banta sms jokes-Without sleep

Santa: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Banta: By sleeping at night.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Bivi kho gayee

Santa ki bivi kho gayi thi. Usne pas-wale Ram-mandir mein ja kay dil se prarthana ki - 'Hey Bhagwaan Ram, meri sahayata kijiye, mein bahut hi dukhi hun. Meri bivi ko dhoond dijiye.

Bhagwaan Ram ko bechare para daya aayi, ' Dekho bagal mein Hanuman-ji ka Mandir hai. Wahan ja kar prarthna karo. Meri bivi bhi unhon ne hi dhoond nikali thi !'

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Permanent address

A college Application form asked about 'permanent address'

Santa wrote:
www.facebook.com

Monday, March 26, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Failure

Santa : What is the main reason for failure?

Banta : Exams

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Santa Banta sms jokes-Blackberry

Santa: “How was the girl you saw yesterday?”

Banta: “She is Blackberry.”


Santa: “Blackberry? What does that mean?”


Banta: “She is jet black in color and ‘beheri’ (deaf) in ears.”

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Namak

Santa's wife: Zara kitchen me se namak lana.

Santa: Yahan to namak nahi hai.

Wife: Mujhay pata tha tum ho hi andhe, tumhe nahi milega, is liye mai pehley hi le ayi thi..!!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Short Santa jokes-3 Kids

Santa had 3 kids, He named them NC, MC and ABC.

When asked what they meant, he said:

Natural Curiosity,

Mutual Consent and

Absolute Bl*ody Carelessness

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Shayaraana

Santa shayaraana mood mein:

Dil agar "CPU" hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko "SAVE" Kar sakte..
Dimag me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayallon ka "PRINT OUT" nikal lete..
Dharrkan me agar "PEN DRIVE" hoti to zindagi ka back up lete.... ...
Mann me jo "BLUETOOTH" hota to baton ko transfer kar lete..
Ankhon me jo "WEBCAM"hota to tasvir ko receive kar lete...
Kash Zindagi bhi aik "COMPUTER" hoti to use bhi RESTART kar lete
Kaaash aisa hota?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Borrow

Santa had once borrowed a bicycle form Banta. As luck would have it, Santa had an accident and the cycle was badly damaged. Banta was upset and insisted on having Santa’s cycle in return. They were good friends so Santa was quite upset with Banta’s demand but Banta said: “If I ever borrow anything from you and break it, you do the same, nothing to feel bad about. It is as it should be.”

A year later, Banta requested Santa to send his wife to help Mrs. Banta because they were having a huge party at their place. While helping Mrs. Banta, Santa’s wife slipped and broke her leg. Santa was informed and the injured lady was taken to the hospital.

Next day Santa went to Banta’s house and said: “You send your wife to my place for a few days.”

Banta: “Why?”

Santa: “You borrowed my wife for help. Now she has broken her leg and hospitalized. Till she returns I will have to do with your wife. It is as it should be.”

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Plain

Santa- Shirt ke liye kapra dikhaao

Salesman - Plain mein dikhaaun?

Santa - Nahin, Helicopter mein dikha. Sardar dekha nahi kee mazak shuru!

Monday, March 19, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Side effects

Santa was studying too hard for his Exams.

He went to a Restaurant and wanted to see the Menu but he forgot what it is called.

He asked the Waiter, "Can you get me the Syllabus please?"

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Great minds

Santa:
Galileo - Great mind
Einstein - Genius mind
Newton - Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates - Brilliant mind

Banta : and you?

Santa: Never mind

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Short Santa jokes-So well

On their first night, both Santa and his wife claimed to be virgin.

Wife : ''Honey, are you sure you are a virgin? If this is your first time, why are you doing so well?

Santa : '' If this is your first time, how you know that I'm doing so well?"