Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-21 Topein

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

Santa Banta joke-Millionaires

Santa: All men are millionaires in their sperm count.

Banta: Even these millions are spent on girls.

Short Santa jokes-Signature

Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai?
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Santa: Meri mummy ka.
Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai?
Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"

Santa Banta sms jokes-Switched off

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Short Santa jokes-Not doing anything

Girl: I'm warning u My Mum is coming back in half an hour..

Santa: But I am not doing anything.

Girl: Dat's why I am warning u. Hurry up!

Short Santa jokes-Substitute

A gay with heavy makeup standing on the roadside late one evening.

Santa stops his car and asks: Are you prostitute?

Gay: No baby, I'm a Substitute!

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Papad aur Jhapad

Santa: Papad aur Jhapad me kya farak hai

Banta: Kha ke dekh lo, phir farak samaj jaoge!

Santa Banta jokes-Didi

Santa was blessed with a baby girl. He got worried.

He told Banta, “You know these boys, they sexually harass girls.”

Banta said, “Oh don’t worry, name her DIDI (big sister), and no one will come near."

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Google darling

Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?
Banta: Google darling.
Santa: Why such a strange name?
Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!

Short Santa jokes-An economical thought

Santa took his Girlfriend out for dinner, but did not have enough money.

He thought of an idea to save money and said to his girlfriend"
"Bol Kya Khayegi MOTI ??"

Santa and banta jokes in Hindi-Shadi shuda murgi

Santa : Shadi shuda murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, usse kya kahte hai?

Banta: Chicken Tikka

Short Santa jokes-Beans

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans"

Santa banta sms jokes-Unbreakable

Santa asked Banta, "What it the guarantee that the mirror you trying sell would not break."

Banta, “If you drop this mirror from 100th floor, it will not break until all the way to 99th floor down.”

Santa, “99% strong, OK pack it.”

Short Santa jokes-Indian economy

Santa describes Indian economy in one line:
"A man who can pick up 100 kgs of rice can't buy it & a man who can buy it, can't pick it up"

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Six

Banta: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX."