Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Din raat

Wife: Bus karo raat kay 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?

santa: Abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din raat karunga q k. mere 1000 msg free hain.

Short Santa jokes-Cyclone

Santa went for an interview.
Bank manager: what is cyclone ?
Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Murgi ka English

Santa London kay aik hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka English word bhool gaya

Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?

Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother.

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Raat ki party

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek larki ko RAPE se Baachaya.

Banta -Wah Bhai, Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Daughter of Boss

Santa proposed his Boss's daughter.

BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti kay liye toilet paper be nahi ayega.

Sardar: Jo inni potty kardi hai to phair rehyn do.

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Gabbar

Maa Santa se kehti hai: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Santa apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

Short Santa jokes-Two lines about wife

Examiner: Speak two lines about wife.

Santa : My wife is my right hand & in her absence, my right hand becomes my wife...

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Biwi ke saath

Santa : Kal koi meri biwi ke saath so kar gaya aur Rs. 20000/- le gaya
Banta : Saali jhoot bolti hai, Rs. 12000/- the
Santa : Yaar, paise ka itna masla nahee, bas aadmi pata kar!

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Intellegent dog

Santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Banta : Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

Santa : kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

Short Santa jokes-Doctor

A doctor gets a visit from Santa who is not able to get an erection.
Doctor: Are you married?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Santa: No.
Doctor: To phir kharra kar kay kya calender taange ga?

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Suraj kab ka nikal aaya

Santa: Uth Jaa... Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai!

Banta: To Kya Hua Maa?. Woh Sota Bhi To Mujh se Pehle Hi Hai Na!!

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Kab tak khaoge?

Shaadi mein Santa bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Santa: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Zameen par

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Santa: “Air Hostess!”

Santa Banta jokes-Depressed

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.

Short Santa jokes-Ring

On a romantic date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?

He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?