Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Jaan pehchaan

Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha, "Aapne mujhe pehchana?"

Ladki ne kaha, "Nahi to.Aap kaun hain?"

Santa ne kaha, "Main wahi hu jisko aapne kal bhi nahi pehchana tha."

Monday, June 3, 2013

Short Santa joke-Only Blue tie

Santa Singh got an invitation for an official party and the invitation read "Only blue tie".

When Santa reached the venue, he found that people were also wearing shirt, trousers & blazers.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Ghazal

Jagjit Singh ji ne gaana gaya, "Yeh daulat bhi le lo, yeh shaurat bhi le lo..."

Santa utth kar bola, "Main bahut pareshan hoon, meri aurat bhi le lo!"

Saturday, April 27, 2013

The only way

Santa’s little kid slept till late and as a result, missed his school bus.  Though, he himself was late, Santa decided to drive the kid to his school and then go to his own office. The kid guided Santa to take the first right, a little distance away to left, stop for a minute near a house, go straight and to left again, making Santa stop for a minute at several houses. This went on for forty five minutes and finally they reached the school. Santa instantly realized that the school was actually a mere ten minutes from his house.

Santa scolded his son: “You know I am late for my office and you made me drive round and round for forty five minutes, not to mention stopping me at several places without reason?”

Son: “Dad, this is the route my bus takes and this is the only way I know how to reach my school.”

Friday, April 26, 2013

Sardar jokes-Kaun sa station?

Ek lady train se utri, usne ek sardar se poocha : ye kaun sa station hai?

Sardar ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha, phir bola: “Behenji ye Railway Station hai”

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Romantic Santa

Santa: Jaaneman, tumhaara naam hath pe likhu ke dil pe?

Girlfriend: Idhar udhar kahan likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar karte ho to seedhe apne property ke paper pe likho.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Santa Banta joke-Sacha deshpremi

Santa : Sacha deshpremi kaun hai?

Banta : The one sitting on Western toilet in "Indian style".

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Hitler

Banta to Santa : Do you know Hitler said "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary".
Santa: Ab bolne se kya faydah? Jab kharidi thi tabhi check karna tha na.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Santa in accident

After an accident, a very angry driver caught Santa by the collar and said, "I showed you the headlights
and told you to go by side. Why didn't you pay attention?"

Santa replied, "I also started the wipers and said No, no, no...."

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Santa's phone call

Santa dials a number, and a girl answers the phone.

Santa : Hello, kaun?

Girl : Main Seeta.

Santa: O teri!! Yeh to Ayodhya phone lag gaya....sorry Maate!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Short Santa jokes-Xerox

What did Santa do after taking a xerox.

He compared it with the original for spelling mistakes!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Santa Banta joke-Physics exams

A frustrated Santa, who had to study for Physics exams,  says to Banta: Physics would have been much easier if....the Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s head instead of the Apple!

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Short Santa jokes-Mahatma Gandhi

Teacher: Who was Mahatma Gandhi?

Santa: He was the one who helped Munna Bhai in impressing his girlfriend!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Santa's order in court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:"Order ! Order !"

SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE: "Shut Up !"

SANTA: "No, no..7-Up!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Short Santa jokes-Chashma

Santa: Doctor saab, main Chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga na?

Doctor: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doctor saab, varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.