Short Santa jokes-Falling in love

Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Love you’ bolte bolte girr jata hai.

GF: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Just falling in love.

Short Santa jokes-Broken statue

Santa breaks a statue in a museum and the security guard shouts at him, "That’s a 5000-year-old statue that you have broken."

Santa relies with relief, "Thank God! I thought it was a new one."

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Chess

Santa: Chalo chess khelte hain.

Banta: Tum chalo, main sports shoes pehen ke aata hoon.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Bhootni

Santa: Kal raat maon film dekh raha tha. Usme ek bhootni kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…

Banta: Kaun si film thi?

Santa: Meri shaadi ki movie thi!

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Infection

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.

Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Santa and doctor

Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kiske liye hai?

Doctor: Yeh mera pehla operation hai, successful hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Santa's nasha

Santa comes home completely drunk and asks his wife: Who are you?

Wife: How dare you forget your wife?

Santa: Nasha har gham ko bhula deta hai!!

Short Santa jokes-Kitne ki daloon

Petrol pump mein attendant poochta hai : kitne ki daloon sir?

Santa (petrol ke badhte prices se pareshaan): 50 ml gaadi pe spray kar de bhai...aag lagaani hai!

Short Santa sms jokes-Lays

Santa writes a letter to manufacturers of Lays chips:
Dear Manufacturers, u 4got 2 mention one thing in your ingredients - 75% Air !!!

Santa at Petrol pump

Customer at Petrol Pump: Full tank kar do.

Attendant Santa : Sir, PAN Card ki copy do...

Customer But why?

Attendant Santa: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!

Short Santa jokes-NASA

Santa : I am going to join NASA.

Banta : Don't do that!

Santa : Why?

Banta : Because they will have to change their name to SARVANASA.

Santa ki dukh bhari dastaan

Santa apni dukh bhari dastaan Banta ko shayaari mein sunaata hai:

Izhar-E-Mohbat na wo kar sake na Hum,

Zamane se na wo Lad sake na Hum,

Hum to kar dete unko Pregnant, par,

Room ka jugad na wo kar sake na Hum.

Short Santa jokes-Ullu pati

Santa ki biwi Santa se: Sab pati ullu hote hain!!

Santa : Woh kyon?

Santa ki biwi: Unko biwi ki saari khubiyaan raat mein hi dikhti hain.

Short Santa jokes-Heads and tails

Santa grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said, “Heads, I go to sleep. Tails, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study."

Santa Banta jokes-Movie Robot

Santa : What did you learn from Rajnikant's movie Robot?

Banta : That we are going to be technologically superior that most nations in the future.

Santa : No, we learn that a girl can not only spoil a man, but also machines!