Santa Banta sms jokes-Most dangerous alphabet

Santa : Do you know the most dangerous alphabet/

Banta : Which one?

Santa : It is "W"

Banta : Why?

Santa: b'coz all worries start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Ware!
And finally
WIFE….!

Santa Banta jokes-Physics

Frustrated Santa says to his classmate Banta, "Physics would have been much easier if the Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s Head Instead of the Apple."

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Antar

Santa : GF aur biwi mein kya antar hai?
Banta : 20 kilo ka.

Banta : BF aur husband mein kya antar hai?
Santa : 40 minute ka.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Anda aur dudh

Santa : Murgi anda deti hai, aur gaai dudh deti hai, to aisa kaun hai jo dudh bhi deta hai, aur anda bhi deta hai?

Banta : Dukandar.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Famous Indians

Santa : Tell me the similarity between "GANDHIJI" , "SALMAN" & "MALLIKA"?

Banta : Teeno famous hain.

Santa : Woh to hai. Uske alawa, teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya.
Ek ne "DESH" ke liye,
Dusre ne "AISH" ke liye, aur
Tisri ne "CASH " Ke liye!!!

Short Santa jokes-Java

Santa computer company me interview dene gaya.

Boss- Java ke 4 version batao.

Santa- Mar java, Mitt java, Loot java or Sadke java!!

Short Santa jokes-Gusse ki maar

Santa ko ladki ne chappal maara..!

Santa : Tumne yeh chappal gussey se maara ya mazaaq se?

Ladki : Gussey se!

Santa : To phir thik hai... warna main aisa mazaaq bardasht nahi karta!!

Short Santa jokes-Honest answer

Santa to his servant: “What will you do with a 100 rupee note lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”

Servant: “No , Of course not.”

Santa: “Then what will you do with it?”

Servant: “I will spend it.”

Santa Banta joke-Call girlfriend

Santa: Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?

Banta: Ya sure, just redial!

Santa Banta joke-Brand new car

Banta's boss Santa came to work in his brand new Mercedes.

Admiring it, Banta said, "Nice car, sir."

"Well" said his boss Santa, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."

Short Santa jokes-Movie

Santa went to see a movie with 18 of his friends. The security guy asked him the reason for a such a b group of 19 people. Santa said, "You have only printed outside, 18 + only!"

Santa ki GF-Tauba tauba

Santa: Main tumhe kab call kar sakta hoon?
GF: Jab tum chaho tab :)
Santa: Lekin kal maine call kiya tha
GF: Subah itni jaldi to main uthti nahi
Santa: Kal 11 baje karu kya call?
GF: Nahi tab to papa ghar pe honge
Santa: To 2 baje karu?
GF: Nahi tab to lunch time hoga na
Santa: To 6 baje karu?
GF: Lekin tab to main apna favourite serial dekhti hoon
Santa: To fir raat ko karoonga
GF- Lekin tab tak to vapas ghar ajaenge sab
Santa: To main kab call karu???
GF: Jab tum chaho tab!

Santa ke PJs

Santa ke PJs

Mountain dew peene se udjata hai fear,
Basically ur concepts r not clear…

Dost ne pucha exam me “5th ans batao ” ,
Maine kaha “Melody khao khud jaan jao ” …

Palm ke pyar me pagal ho gaya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

Aatma chod gayi jism puraana,
Didi tera devar diwana…

Blood donate karne k pehle hamesha group janchna,
Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna….

Santa Banta joke-7th sense

Santa: All human beings have 5 senses.

Banta: I know. There are also cases of people who have 6th sense.

Santa: But you are the Gifted one. Only you have a 7th sense. It is "NON-SENSE"

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Husband aur Gadha

Santa : Husband aur gadhe mein kya farak hai?

Banta: Husband gadha ban sakta hai, par Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi hota ki husband ban jaye.