Short Santa jokes-Kutub minar

Teacher: Delhi mein Kutub minar hai.

Santa was sleeping and teacher wakes him up.

Teacher: What did I say?

Santa replies: Delhi mein kutta bimar hai...

Santa Banta joke-Lift an elephant

Santa: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Banta: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Short Santa jokes-Andha pyar

Santa honeymoon ke liye Shimla ke saste hotel mein gaya.

Uss Hotel ne hidayat darj ki:

'Khirki par perhdey daal dijiye,
aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai, magar hamara staff nahi.'

Short Santa jokes-Kaan

Girl: Jab hum larkiyan gandi baaten karti hain to tum larkon ke kaan kyon kharre ho jate hain?

Santa: Chal Pagali. Usay kaan nahi kehtay...!

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Financial Times

Santa was Reading Financial Times & told Banta, "Microsoft Buys Yahoo Messenger for $8.5 billion."

Banta- "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta pagle".

Santa ki shaayari-Kolaveri di

Santa ki shayaari:

Ussne jab toda mera dil

To Maine khoob sharaab pee

Nashe mein usey phone kia aur bola - Why this Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?

Short Santa jokes-Keyboard alphabets

Santa joined a new job. On 1st day he worked till late evening.

Boss asked : What you did till evening?

Santa replied : Keyboard alphabets were not in order. So I made it all right.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Live longer

Santa: Why do women live longer than men?

Banta: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi- Baapu kee dhoti

Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village. In fact as a Cinema screen, the owners of the theatre, Santa and Banta, had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Bapuji, and named the theatre: "BAPU KEE DHOTI"

Santa and Banta advertised some of the Up coming films at "BAPU KEE DHOTI" cinema hall in the local Newspaper as follows:

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'HULCHUL'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Daraar'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Chuppa Rustom'

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Garam Hawaa'

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kuchh Kuchh hota hai'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Josh'..

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Mere Do Anmol Ratan' .

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Judwaa '.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'HeraPheri'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kaante '

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kucch to hai'..

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Chaand

Santa to Banta:

Tu apni gf ko chaand samajhta hai, kripya dhyan rakhna ki ..

Chand par tujhse pehle 17 log chad chuke hai, ek kutta bhi tha.

Short Santa jokes-Jackie Chan's wife

Jackie Chan's wife dies after 1 year of marriage.

Santa tries to console Jackie but not sure what to say, suddenly blurts, "Jaane de na yaar... Chinese thi, aur kitna chalegi??"

Short Santa jokes-Confusion

Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in Santa's mind.

Ghanto tak samajh hi nahi aata - Ki hass ke dekh rahi hai...Ya dekh ke hass rahi hai?

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi- Sukh aur Shanti

Santa in a philosophical mood says to Banta: "Sukh toh tumne jitna punya kiya hoga, utna hi milega."

Banta adds: "Lekin Shanti Gharwali ki iccha hogi, utni hi milegi."

Santa Banta sms jokes-River Ravi

Santa: River Ravi flows in which state?

Banta: Liquid.

Short Santa jokes-Hot tempered

Santa and Preeto got married a month back. By this time Preeto had found out that Santa was a bit hot tempered. One late evening when both of them were in a real romantic mood, Preeto whispered in Santa's ears: “if I tell you some little secret, promise me that you won’t get angry.”

Santa, a little tipsy and quite in the mood replied: “Go ahead darling, I promise.”

Preeto: “I am pregnant.”

Santa: “Why, that’s good news. What is there to be angry about?”

Preeto: “I don’t know. When I told my father about this a month back he beat me black and blue.”