Sunday, April 15, 2012

Sardar jokes-Train episode

One fine day a Parsi Bawaji (gentleman) boarded a train for Surat. There was very little rush in the train and so our Bawaji managed to get a seat near window. But the window was jammed. Our frail Bawaji tried his best to open it but could not. A Sardarji who was watching frail Bawaji’s struggle, took pity on him and opened the window in one go, then said: “Oye, Paronthe kha, taakat aayegi.”

After a while Bawaji got the call of nature. He went to the toilet but to his utter dismay here too the door was slammed shut. This time too, the Sardaji came to his rescue and opened the door for him with the same comment: “Oye Pape, Paronthe kha Paronthe, te taakat aayegi.”

Bawaji could not take it anymore. He went to the emergency chain pull, and made a show of pulling the chain. The kind Sadarji once again came to his help and pulled chain: “Main kya Bawaji, tusi………”

The train grinded to a halt and the TC and the guard came to check who had pulled the chain. Bawaji pointed to Sardarji who had to pay a hefty fine. Now it was Bawaji’s turn: “Ee mara dikra, Dhanshak kha dhanshak, thodi akkal avse.”

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Agar meri nahi hui

Santa said to Banta : Agar wo meri nahi huyi toh mey use kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!

Banta replied : Toh iska matlab hai ki agar wo teri ho gayi toh sabki hone dega na?

Friday, April 13, 2012

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi- Career Songs

Santa to Banta : Do you know the 8 songs that define your career?

Banta : I can guess

Santa: Well, I will begin. The first one:

1. When in college: Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki... Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki....

Banta:

4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....

5. After some time: Ye kahaan AA gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

Santa :

7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... Kabootar ja ja ja... Pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi....

8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan....!!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Intezar

Traffic Police: Aap 140 Ki Speed Se Q Ja Rahe Ho?

Santa : Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale Board Pe Likha He

"Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe Koi Apka Intezar Kar Rha Hai..."

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Hurry Home

Santa living in Westmead, NSW (Australia) suffered a heart attack in front of the Pendle Hill Take-Away Restaurant on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
He kept repeating - "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om ".

When the ambulance pulled into his home , instead of the Westmead Hospital, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied: Because he kept saying Hurry home, hurry home!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Rate

Santa red light area gaya aur broker se rate puchha.

Broker: “1000 Rs. Larki Ke, 300 Rs. Merey, aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke”

Pathan: “Yara dil khush kar diya, jao pehle Police wale ko le aao“

Monday, April 9, 2012

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Pitai

Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.

Par Q?

Qki Dono B'Day party mein muft ka khana khaate pakde gaye

Aur kehne lage: Hum ladki walo k taraf se hain.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Short Santa jokes-In reverse

Santa : Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse and I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her father's home.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Short Santa jokes-50 ka note

Train main Santa ka 50 rupee ka note kho gaya..

Tabhi aik Musalman musafir bola: Ya allah bismillah..

Santa: Abey tujhe 20 mila, toh baaki ka 30 kisko mila?

Friday, April 6, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Breakfast

Santa: What can you never eat for breakfast?

Banta: Lunch and Dinner.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Santa Banta sms jokes-Marriage and divorce

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning and washing.

Banta: That's amazing! I got divorced for the same reason!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Short Santa jokes-English chalegi?

Santa ladki dekhne gaya.

Usne english me baat karne ka socha aur bola. "English chalegi na?"

Ladki sharmate hue boli. "Soda sath me ho to desi bhi chalegi."

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Konsi Company?

Girlto Shopkeeper Santa:Plz give me one Condom.

Shopkeeper Santa: Konsi Company Ka Behen ji?

Girl angrily: Any good company Jisse Teri Behen ki le li jaye aur Tu Mamu Bhi Na Bane.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Do pahiyon ka farak

Police: Oye, car parking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai?

Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge!

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Inside

Santa : Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?

Banta: Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.