Santa banta joke - Chicken or egg

Santa asked Banta : What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Banta: How easy question !
Santa : then answer
Banta : whichever' s order you give first!

Sant banta joke in Hindi - Kurkure

Santa : Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?

Banta : Kya hota hai ?

Santa : Socho... socho... socho...

Banta : Nahi pata

Santa : Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai !

Short Santa joke - Dishwasher

How do you know Santa has been using a dishwasher?

It's clogged up with paper plates.

Santa banta joke - Phone call

Santa went to a STD/ISD/PCO telephone booth.

He looked at instructions and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number Dial Karne Se Pahale Do Lagao"

Santa banta joke - Cheque

Santa : Every month I send cheque to my father.

Banta: That is very good. Then what your father do with that cheque?

Santa: Nothing, just signs it and sends it back to me.

Santa banta sms in Hindi - Party

Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha " only pink tie".

Sant vanha gaya, aur dekh kar bola

"O teri, yahna to logo ne paint shirt bhi pehan rakhhi hai !"

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Choice

Once a Santa was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed "are sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

Santa Banta jokes-Reading from the middle

Santa was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.

Banta asked why he did so?

"It's doubly interesting", said Santa. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning."

Sardar jokes in Hindi-Conversation with Doctor

Doctor to Santa : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Santa : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le lithi kya.

Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Santa : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Santa : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.

Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Short Santa jokes-Tipsy on Diwali

Spread from tipsy to totally plowed,
On Diwali, partygoers got loud.
Banta had had quite a few
And said, "Rockets won't do."
So he shot off his mouth at the crowd.

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Proposal

3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls

1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.

2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.

3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!

Short Santa jokes-Twins

Santa and his Chinese girlfriend accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named them...
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Santa Banta jokes-Wife and girlfriend

Santa and Banta stopped suddenly while walking down the road.

Santa : Sh*t! My wife and my girlfriend are coming together.

Banta : Sh*t! Mine too!

Short Santa jokes-Wash Basin

Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "what are you doing?"

To this, Santa replies,

"Oye, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ".

Sardar jokes-University exam

Santa is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes
off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt,pant,socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions here"! It says here "Answer the following questions in brief".