Santa Banta jokes-Feel like working

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Santa jokes in Hindi-Biwi se pareshaan

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."

Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"

Short Santa jokes-Huge losses

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

SantaBanta jokes-Lion's cage

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santabanta SMS - Cockroach

God : "What u would like to be in next birth, Santa ?"

Santa : " COCKROACH !"

God (surprised) : "Why ?"

Sad Santa : "Because my wife frightens only of cockroach ! "

Banta jokes-Plumber

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Short Santa jokes-Chinese friend

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes to China to find meaning of friend's last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"

Santa Banta jokes-Deaf

Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her slippers are new

Short Santa jokes-Grammar lessons

Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!”

Santa Banta sms jokes-Tired

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Short Santa jokes-Flies in the air

Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?

Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)

Santa: AIRHOSTESS!!!!

Santa sms joke-Caught for Speeding

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Short Santa jokes-Formatted

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted”

Sardar jokes-Mobile bill

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT bill, my MOBILE bill.

Santa Banta jokes-Climbing tree

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.

Banta asks why he does this.

Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."