Sant banta joke in Hindi - Kurkure

Santa : Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?

Banta : Kya hota hai ?

Santa : Socho... socho... socho...

Banta : Nahi pata

Santa : Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai !

Short Santa joke - Dishwasher

How do you know Santa has been using a dishwasher?

It's clogged up with paper plates.

Santa banta joke - Phone call

Santa went to a STD/ISD/PCO telephone booth.

He looked at instructions and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number Dial Karne Se Pahale Do Lagao"

Santa banta joke - Cheque

Santa : Every month I send cheque to my father.

Banta: That is very good. Then what your father do with that cheque?

Santa: Nothing, just signs it and sends it back to me.

Santa banta sms in Hindi - Party

Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha " only pink tie".

Sant vanha gaya, aur dekh kar bola

"O teri, yahna to logo ne paint shirt bhi pehan rakhhi hai !"

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Choice

Once a Santa was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed "are sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

Santa Banta jokes-Reading from the middle

Santa was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.

Banta asked why he did so?

"It's doubly interesting", said Santa. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning."