Friday, June 3, 2016

Late to work

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When Santa was late for work, his boss Mr. Gupta shouted at him, "Is this the time to come to office?" Santa pleaded, "...
Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Buttermilk

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A customer was having buttermilk at Santa's shop. The customer commented, "Look, there is a fly in my buttermilk." Santa co...
Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Foreignor

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Santa Singh asked his wife Preeto, "Do I appear as a foreigner?" Preeto replied, "By no means! Why?" Santa Singh sa...
Monday, May 23, 2016

Ship travel

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Santa : A hundred sardars from my village were travelling in a ship and they all died. Banta : Oh my God! How did that happen? Santa: W...
Monday, May 16, 2016

Banta ki jalebi

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Santa to Banta halwaai: Kitne saal se jalebi bana raha hai bhai? Banta halwai: 14 saal se. Kyon? Santa: Itne saal ho gaye tujhe, aur ab...
Thursday, May 12, 2016

Take off

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Santa was travelling by air for the first time. The moment the front tyres of the plane left the ground for take off, Santa Singh went to ...
Monday, August 11, 2014

Wisdom

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Santa’s wife: “I am going for shopping. I need five thousand rupees.” Santa: “More than money, you need some wisdom.” Santa’s wife: “How ...
Friday, August 8, 2014

Responsible

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Santa’s girlfriend’s father: “I will give my daughter’s hand to a responsible person, are you?” Santa: “Sure, whenever there is any mishap...
Wednesday, August 6, 2014

No more

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Santa Singh was standing in the balcony of his thirteenth floor flat enjoying the breeze and life in general. Out of blue he received a ca...
Monday, August 4, 2014

Only me

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Santa’s girlfriend: “Honey, do you really love me? I mean, love only me?”   Santa: “Yes darling, I have gone through my entire list.”
Friday, August 1, 2014

Lie detector

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A Frenchman, a German and an Indian Sardarji were to be put upon a lie detector to test the machine’s efficiency.  The Frenchman said,...
Monday, July 28, 2014

Detective firm

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There was a vacancy in a detective firm. Three persons went for the interview, one Bihari, one Bengali and one Sardar. The executive at th...
Friday, July 25, 2014

Simple solution

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Santa aur Banta ladkiyaan chhed rahe the. Do ladkiyon ne pareshaan hoke Santa aur Banta ke haath mein rakhi baandh di and unko kaha : ...
Wednesday, July 23, 2014

In the bar

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Santa to Banta :Yaar meri biwi ne mera mazaak banwa diya. Banta : Kya hua Santa : Hum log bar gaye the. Main baathroom gaya to Preeto b...
Monday, July 21, 2014

Saas

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Santa was practicing yoga. Banta asked,"Arre ye kya kar raha hai?" Santa said, "Yog ka abhyas kar raha hoon. Baba R...