Friday, September 10, 2010

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Din raat

Wife: Bus karo raat kay 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?

santa: Abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din raat karunga q k. mere 1000 msg free hain.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Cyclone

Santa went for an interview.
Bank manager: what is cyclone ?
Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Murgi ka English

Santa London kay aik hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka English word bhool gaya

Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?

Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Raat ki party

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek larki ko RAPE se Baachaya.

Banta -Wah Bhai, Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Daughter of Boss

Santa proposed his Boss's daughter.

BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti kay liye toilet paper be nahi ayega.

Sardar: Jo inni potty kardi hai to phair rehyn do.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Gabbar

Maa Santa se kehti hai: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Santa apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Two lines about wife

Examiner: Speak two lines about wife.

Santa : My wife is my right hand & in her absence, my right hand becomes my wife...

Friday, September 3, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Biwi ke saath

Santa : Kal koi meri biwi ke saath so kar gaya aur Rs. 20000/- le gaya
Banta : Saali jhoot bolti hai, Rs. 12000/- the
Santa : Yaar, paise ka itna masla nahee, bas aadmi pata kar!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Intellegent dog

Santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Banta : Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

Santa : kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Doctor

A doctor gets a visit from Santa who is not able to get an erection.
Doctor: Are you married?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Santa: No.
Doctor: To phir kharra kar kay kya calender taange ga?